Go see FRANCES HA Immediately. Do Not Pass Go.

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This is a wonderfully hilarious film full of tons of energy.

Here’s my review –

“Frances Ha” is the first LOL movie of the year. No, srsly – LOLs, for reals. Isn’t that how the Millennials talk these days? Frances and her best-friend Sophie speak in a hypertext short-hand promulgated by those under thirty reared under the narcissistic auspices of the internet. They’re wired 24/7 with their iPhones as virtual umbilical cords to their friends/support groups. This is the first generation to grow up under the watchful eyes (“Gatsby’s” Doctor T. J. Eckleburg glasses = Facebook profiles) of social media. One wonders what this is doing to their ego-creation. Does all of this “attention” make them feel like they are the stars of their own private movie? Is that what these damn kids, these Millennials, are all about? Fame? Attention? Well, if that HBO-Show-That-Will-Not-Be-Named turned you off the Touch-Screen generation, “Frances Ha” will now make you hate them a little less, less than even the Baby Boomers. You might even like them.

Read the rest of my review at Donnybrook

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Adam Levine Movie List

The now infamous “I hate this country” mutter from Maroon5 front-man Adam Levine has drawn plenty of heat on the internets.

Here’s a few movie selections for Mr. Levine to further his research.

Wall-E

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We finally make it into space since we destroyed Earth and what do Americans do? Sit around eating and watching glowing rectangles! How fun!

Twentynine Palms (2003)

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Bruno Dumont, the French master of brutal, realist cinema, gives his take on Bush’s America, complete with Hummer! Fun for the whole family.

Sex and the City 1 (2008) & Sex and the City 2 (2010)

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These are terrorist recruiting videos that reveal American female materialism at it’s nadir.

Anything Judd Apatow was or is involved in (except for Freaks & Geeks)

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The picture says it all. The King of American White Class Panic Dreck.

Michelle Bachmann Talking About…well, anything

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Click the link above to go to her greatest hits of videos on YouTube. Goodbye Princess Ignorance!